February 2012
Management has asked me to pass on a message for...
aedison:
You’ve forgotten that, although Western society prizes self-actualization via. over-consumption, and despite the fact that individual action means nothing in the grand scheme, you still have a responsibility to leave the world a better place than you found it, and your current use of a vehicle so large as to be ridiculous is more akin to the actions of a pillaging Viking than those of a...
January 2012
“I feel confident that sooner rather than later, the American people will come to...”
– Andrew Sullivan’s latest, a couple paragraphs after he calls liberals “deluded.”
Yet I remain less interested in us finishing what we started, and more interested in Obama beginning what he has yet to start. Or better, still less interested. From the Nation, two years ago:
Yet a year into the...
Watchkafka-on-the-shore:
Gerhard Richter Painting
A New Film Captures the German Impasto Master at Work with His Squeegee.
Nowness:
The notoriously secretive creative process of reclusive German artist Gerhard Richter is exposed in filmmaker Corinna Belz’s new fly-on-the-wall documentary, Gerhard Richter Painting. Belz spent three years as an observer in Richter’s Cologne studio capturing...
RT @TVsAndyDaly: Poor Mitt Romney. The only thing he has to console himself with is the fact that he’s still the inevitable GOP nominee …
I acknowledge feeding myself today but I don’t recall intentionally injuring myself from within….
I resolve to disengage…. Umm.. more than usual.
December 2011
RT @slackmistress: SHOW ME ON THE CREEPY HOUSE PAINTING WHERE THOMAS KINKAIDE TOUCHED YOU. http://t.co/m4Dj4Lw3
Blank Squirrel Musics 2.0 - Podcasts -... →
Dryer’s broken. Oh come let us adore wet clothes.
“You got mashed potatoes?”
I swear I’m not drunk as I post this: Florence & Billy Bragg - Fairytale of New York (Live BBC R… http://t.co/SrZ2KWF4 via @youtube
They’re on a different floor but my children seem to be playing a game called “LOUDEST.”
Go shop in a lake!
.@x5pblam You ended your porn spam tweet with an “ow” typo, Malik. Is someone hurting you? Do you need me to call the police?
RT @majorityfm: After 19 Months…The Bradley Manning Hearing - VIDEO: http://t.co/N7rUPNvP #p2 #ows #wikileaks #anonymous #bradleymanning
If he signs in SOPA and NDAA he really will be President Who-else-are-you-going-to-vote-for. #publicly_funded_elections #third_party_time
DJ Rod Stewart’s Nephew is how I got the gig #WorstDJNames
Hi @baratunde
It must be true; I saw it on Twitter.
Learn to take compliments about your toupee like a MAN!
RT @remainchampagne: When’s “Mythbusters” gonna do an episode on the Bible?
I can be brutally unfunny when I don’t want to be.
He’s a cutter… http://t.co/lARYaM6e
RT @scharpling: If Adam Carolla is your thing, please stop supporting anything I do.
RT @majorityfm: Fox: Muppets Turning Your Kids Into #OWS Commies! - VIDEO: http://t.co/kyz5dw2i #p2 #tcot
The 21st century just kicked me in the stomach when I got an e-mail advising me that my family’s regular Santa has moved.
I can’t wait for Kate Middleton to Knight/CBE/whatever Billy Bragg and/or Morrissey against their will.
.@guyprrjk Thanks for the McDonald’s gift card, Guy, but I thought McDonald’s only gave gift cards to Satanists.
November 2011
RT @majorityfm: Herman Cain Train Derailed By Alleged Affair - VIDEO: http://t.co/kycySIwU #p2 #tcot #teaparty #gop
RT @tomvanderbilt: Putting cyclist-ped crashes in context: # of people killed by cars in home driveways each year > total # of peds k …
.@Interdome We’re going downtown to the library then might do some window shopping. What weapons do you recommend?
How dumb a spider do you have to be to walk on the floor inside of a house?
Shop locust!
RT @jamiekilstein: This black friday I’m inviting people over, leaving them out in the cold for hours, and then trampling them to death.
By the way, the Czech Republic VAT rate goes up in 2012. SET YOUR REMINDERS!
Why don’t the Westboro Baptist Church demonstrators ever get pepper sprayed? #you_know_why #god_protects_them #no_thats_not_it
RT @KagroX: Police announce plans to tear gas shoppers who camp out for Black Friday deals, but don’t meet minimum purchase threshold.
“Chowder Bears, ATTACK!” http://t.co/te5XcNbK
RT @majorityfm: 1st part of our 12 hour anniversary show w/ Fran Lebowitz + #OWS #N17 updates from @dontbeaputz + @JoshHarkinson: http:/ …
I’m going to pour the ghost of Shostakowicz a bowl of cereal and see if that’ll stop him from trying to sit on my lap.
Mayors across the country are saying, “I could go for a Nuremburger right now.”
Mr. Hooper Stank.